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Talking
to Frances in the park near my apartment. It's not really a park, just
a slab of concrete they haven't built anything on yet. There's not even
any grass here.
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This
is the slowest horse-thing I have ever ridden. I think it's time to send
this horse off into greener pastures. I got bored, so I started to mess
around with the spring underneath. To my surprise, I found that you can
actually pull it out of the ground if you try hard enough.
On
a totally unrelated note, some hooligan has been going around defacing
playgrounds in this area.
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Ugh,
I knew this day would come sooner or later. The money I brought with me
finally ran out today and I had to make a withdrawl of about $1,000. It
was painful, but I need the money for tomorrow.
I'm
moving into my Alcatraz-style cell tomorrow (looks like I'm getting mine
for pulling up all those spring-horses), and I have to pay the rent up
front. On top of that, my train pass expires tomorrow also, so I have
to buy another one. Above all, I desperately needed a hair cut. So, there
you go.
One
good thing about living in Japan is that you have to deal in yen. One
Canadian dollar is worth about 75 Japanese yen, as a result, I am very
happy when I look at my bank book. The balance is always 75 times what
I expect it to be. Click on the photo to open my passbook.
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Look
at this hair. Why can't I get a proper crew cut? I don't understand it.
I did everything possible this time to get them to give me the haircut
I wanted. Brought a photo, did the charade thing and even went to the
trouble of looking up the word for "soldier" to indicate that
I wanted hair like a military officer. But nope. I have a round head once
again. Argh.
There
are two reasons I can think of for this. First, Japan technically does
not have an army. See, after WW2, the Japanese were forced to accept a
constitution that stated that they were neither to have an army nor any
weapons of mass destruction. So what did they do? They created the SDF
(Self Defense Force). The SDF is a non-offensive band of militants who
will fight to the death if someone attacks Japan, but they cannot launch
attacks themselves. I don't know who wrote that constitution, but that's
a mighty big loop hole, wouldn't you say? As far as I know, Japan has
an army second only to the US. They may not call it as much, but you don't
want to mess with them. As such, there are no "soldiers" in
Japan, so the hairdresser probably had no idea what I was talking about
when I asked him for a soldier's haircut.
The
second, and more likely, reason is as follows. Remember the Transformers?
On Earth, there were cars, trucks, planes, tape recorders, what have you.
But the moment they set foot on Cybertron, they transformed into these
weird looking vehicles (what did Soundwave turn into on Cybertron?). And I suppose that is what is happening to me.
At home, I have my normal form, but in Japan, I look different in order
to blend into the population. I am more than meets the eye; a robot in
disguise.
I can almost
hear that metallic voice singing the theme song over a cheesey midi file
they called music in the 80's.
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Sam
wanted to go out to see a live band today. So here we are in Akaska-something
(I forget the name of the station) on the Ginza line, at a bar called
Graffiti.
Good
job of positioning the camera, Sam. For all of you who don't know, Sam
studied photography for 4 years in university. I am guessing that she
spent more time at the pub than at the studio (just kidding, Sam).
In
the background, you can see the drummer's mother. She flew all the way
over from Chicago to see her son play. This is truly a Kodak moment. Bill
Cosby would be so proud.
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Ok,
onto the introductions. Starting from the left: Ooo La La, Emiko, Me,
Sam and Leslie. We're all affiliated with Nova one way or another. Ooo
La La is a part of the Japanese staff at a Nova branch, Emiko is a Nova
student and the rest of us are Nova teachers.
We're
not really supposed to socialize with the students, but the story I am
sticking by is that we all just bumped into Emiko here...her and the other
20 students that showed up as well.
It's
not like Nova will really do anything, it's only if they catch you dating
a student that you will get in trouble. And even then, it's probably nothing
more than relocating you to another school.
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This
is the band we saw. They're called Better than Sex. Three of the
five members are, or once were, Nova teachers. The drummer, the bassist
and the guy playing second guitar.
Here,
she just looks like a smudge, but the lead singer is gorgeous. I wanted
to get shot of her for you, but she never really stood still, not even
for one second.
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The
lead singer is Japanese, but she sang in perfect English. They did some
original material and the rest were covers.
To
be honest, I was a little hesitant at first when Sam suggested that we
go see this group. I mean, how good could a couple of Nova teachers be?
I stand corrected.
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