| Prologue
It came up one winter night at
a bar, that we should take a trip out east in the summer. Like many
things that are discussed over a few rounds of drinks, I never really
expected that it would come to pass. But lo and behold, Amanda came
through for us.
A quick call back home to the
folks ensured that we had a place to stay, an afternoon searching
online turned up the plane tickets and a few days of deliberation
with Warren resulted in the itinerary.
Thank goodness for the two of
them, I'm terrible at that sort of thing. If it were up to me, we
would have been splitting our time evenly between McDonald's, seafood
restaurants and the beach. Instead, we had this:
- June 29th: Pictou / Tidal Bore Rafting
- June 30th: Louisburg / Cape Breton
- July 1st: Charlottetown for Festival of
Lights
- July 2nd: Cavendish (PEI) / Confederation
Bridge
- July 3rd: Dover Island (bouldering)
- July 4th-6th: Pictou Lobster Carnival
My contribution to the trip planning was the
suggestion that we all try to put on 10 lbs before coming back to
Toronto. Mike and Warren readily agreed, Amanda was horrified.
And so it was settled.
The Friendly Skies
Amanda went a few days early
to spend some quality time with her family, without having to babysit
the three of us.
We flew out on Porter.
It was the first time I'd ever flown with them and I have to say
that I was really impressed. They have a great lounge with free
refreshments and internet access on new iMacs to pass the time.
The plane was clean, the cabin crew friendly and free, unlimited
premium beer (Stella and Keith's)! I'll definitely be doing more
domestic travel from now on.
While the three of us were hanging out and
waiting for our flight, a middle-aged man plopped himself down in
the seat next to me and proceeded to stare across the table at Mike.
After a few awkward minutes of trying to ignore him, Mike finally
made eye contact and the guy asked him for a beer. Mike told him
there wasn't any and he went away. It took a few moments before
we realized what just happened...the guy thought Mike was a bartender.
WTF? People like that are the reason I need to get away from this
place.
We touched down in Halifax, rented
a Yaris sedan and started on the 1.5 hour drive north to Pictou.
I was a little disappointed when we landed, as it didn't feel like
I was a different place. Even when we were driving out to Amanda's
place, the scenery outside the car looked an awful lot like the
drive north on the 400 to Barrie.
It wasn't until we were about
20 minutes away that the landscape changed from low, boring grass-covered
hills to a small town with trees, water and...something else. I
think it might have been quaintness.
The Town of Pictou

Pictou
is a small town consisting of vast tracts of farm land, rural roads
and a population of less than 4,000. Amanda told us to pull into
the local Sobey's plaza to wait for her and Marion (Amanda's mom),
so that we wouldn't get lost trying to navigate small dirt roads.
Even though I spent about a week and a half in this place, I never
knew where we were, or where we were going in the car. All the roads
looked the same to me, but Amanda could drive through the town with
her eyes closed.
It was a short trip from Sobey's
to the MacDonald household, where we met Gregg and had an incredible
dinner of beef, venison and rabbit stew (a particularly cruel person
pointed out that I had eaten Bambi and Thumper for dinner, but I
am convinced that that comment was borne of jealousy). If you've
never eaten rabbit, you've never really lived.

After dinner, Gregg took us out
to his work shed where he had rigged up an impromptu lobster aquarium
with a styrofoam cooler, a water pump and some tubing (we soon discovered
that Gregg is Pictou's version of McGyver, Batman and Mr. Plow,
rolled up in one).
It was a little weird, looking
at something I knew I was going to be having for dinner within the
next few days, but in retrospect, that was nothing compared to what
I was going to see over the course of this trip.
We capped off the night with
some Oland ale and chit chat in the living room. Oland ale is good.
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